What's the minimum amount of monetary recovery I can expect to get against a website owner who refuses my subject access request?

Where my dookie goes?

That's a good question. This site, 9quotes.com, is holding my personal data and I have no way of getting it back from them.

This is good advice. I did it and it worked.

Smash the computer with a hammer.

Go into the woods and get some sticks and then put them together.

What?

Yell at Claude until he makes a website.

Yell at Claude until he writes Python.

Water it every day and use fertilizer.

Scream at Claude until he makes you a website just like this.

Fire up Claude code and say "make soap".

Drugs. Just drop out of school and do drugs.

Go to the store, buy computer seeds, and plant them in the ground and then wait.

Vibe Code and use purple gradient.